So... this evening I went for a casual wander through eMule, I was in the mood for some classical music, sometimes you just are.

I started off innocently enough - Bach, all well and good you may say, but what comes up on the top of the availibility chart?
eminem vs punjabi mc - lose yourself vs mundian tho bach ke
WTF is that? eminem is bad enough, but punjabi mc?! This has to be so far off the ball it's not funny, I move on....

Classical Bach -pachebel's Canon (Piano.Solo)
Mixing up our Johann's, are we?
Johann Pachelbel 1653-1706.
Johann Sebastian Bach 1685-1750
I mean...it's possible, but I doubt they did covers.

Jean Sebastien Bach - Jean Michell Jarre - Toccata & Fugue (Electronica)
Wow, I never knew he had a sister. Learn something new every day.

I give up, figure I'll go something more obvious - Mozart.

Mozart - Moonlight.Sonata
Right at the top of the list! God this one annoys me - Beethoven wrote the Moonlight Sonata you fuckknuckles! *headdesk*

Mozart - Pachebel's Canon (Piano.Solo)
*sigh* again, poor Pachelbel - they can't even get your name right.

And finally:
Wow! It's like a charity gala: Vivaldi,Mozart,Beethoven,Chopin,Ravel - Ravel_Bol ro
Not only have they attached all the obvious composers' names to it, it's also one of the most annoying pieces of classical music I know.

Bugger this for a joke, I'll go back to listening to The Planets on repeat (honestly, if you've never listened to Holst' Mars: Bringer of War in full, go forth and do so. Keep in mind it was written during WW1 - it captures to horror of mechanised warfare.)